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You have 2 choices you can get out in the escape pods now or wait until we hit something soft
Avon - Blakes 7


The person at this keyboard, in involuntary co-operation with the voices in his head caused by work, stress, and caffeine deprivation, has designed this system to let the world know he has gone totally off his trolley. Had this been a real loss of sanity, I would be outside in my ch*ckl*tr**s*rs throwing passers-by at squirrels, and not sitting in front of a computer writing irregular posts.
Gabriel Stranges Sig.


Space, It's Big. Really big, You just won't believe how vastly hugely mindbogglingly big it is. I mean you may think it's a long way down to the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space. Listen....
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galexy


SPOON!
The Tick


NARF!
Pinky


Either this Wallpaper goes or I do!
Oscar Wilde


Gytha 'Nanny' Ogg, the author of these works, is a renowned practitioner of that combination of practical psychology, common sence and occult engineering known as witchcraft.
Nanny Oggs Cookbook


I say Lets get out ther and Twat it!
Lister - JMC Mining ship Red Dwarf


No the last thing they'll be expecting is for us to turn into ice-skating mongooses and dance the Bolero. And your plan makes about as much sence
Rimmer - JMC Mining ship Red Dwarf


You never expect the Spanish Inquisition
Monty Pythons Flying Circus


NI!
Monty Pythons Flying Circus


Spam, Spam, Spam, spam de spam, loverly spam.
Monty Pythons Flying Circus


I never wanted to be shop keeper I wanted to be a Lumberjack, Leaping from tree to tree
Monty Pythons Flying Circus


It's Just a flesh Wound
Monty Pythons Flying Circus


Your names not Bruce that'll confuse Matters.... How's about we call you Bruce
Monty Pythons Flying Circus


You never expect the Spanish Inquisition
Monty Pythons Flying Circus


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